Sheemy is my dog and this is the cute friend he made on his walk last night. Talk about a a big cotton ball! His face is actually like that. A big cottony nondescript ball of whiteness. Oh yeah, today is my birthday too
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Sheemy's friend
Sheemy is my dog and this is the cute friend he made on his walk last night. Talk about a a big cotton ball! His face is actually like that. A big cottony nondescript ball of whiteness. Oh yeah, today is my birthday too
Monday, February 18, 2008
Happy birthday nerd
Yes, its my birthday this week, and what better way to celebrate another year than getting my first pair of glasses. Just in case thirty one didn't feel old enough mother nature jumped in to help out by giving of the classic gift of fading eyesight.
Monday, February 11, 2008
You can count on me
Yes, I scour the web to find you odd, random and sometimes disturbing things, and this doozy is no exception. If you find yourself laughing like I did then you're sick. If you think I'm sick for posting it, well, you're probably now sicker for having watched it.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Too Real???
I had two people comment on my blog today. That's approximately two more than the normal number of comments I get and whats strange is that they were both the same comment.
"I enjoy reading your blog. Even though it's public domain, I feel funny about reading it, until now, when I'm revealing to you that I read it."
I don't hide my blog, and most people that know me know that I'm an open person. I'm trying to remember now if there is very much incriminating evidence in previous posts? Hmmmm? maybe I should go back and read. I don't think so though. Its true I speak honestly and maybe more honestly than some people are willing to do. My goal in life, not just in a blog is transparency. I want to be clear and straight forward in every area of my life. For such a long time I was one guy with friends, another at work, another with family, and another with women. Its much simpler to be one person in every area. The only trick is knowing who that person is. That is after all part of the thrust of this blog, I know Jeremy.
So, dear readers, all three and a half of you, please don't feel worried that you're reading things that aren't appropriate for you. I may speak personally here, but none of it is a secret.
"I enjoy reading your blog. Even though it's public domain, I feel funny about reading it, until now, when I'm revealing to you that I read it."
I don't hide my blog, and most people that know me know that I'm an open person. I'm trying to remember now if there is very much incriminating evidence in previous posts? Hmmmm? maybe I should go back and read. I don't think so though. Its true I speak honestly and maybe more honestly than some people are willing to do. My goal in life, not just in a blog is transparency. I want to be clear and straight forward in every area of my life. For such a long time I was one guy with friends, another at work, another with family, and another with women. Its much simpler to be one person in every area. The only trick is knowing who that person is. That is after all part of the thrust of this blog, I know Jeremy.
So, dear readers, all three and a half of you, please don't feel worried that you're reading things that aren't appropriate for you. I may speak personally here, but none of it is a secret.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Funny ass list
I found this list from a random site
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
What the Fuck?
I'm experiencing a weird convergence of the Universe right now. I'm busy enough trying to figure out the status of things with my current (and wonderful) girlfriend, Amy. I got a phone call 3 days ago from my ex fiancee's father telling me that he thinks now is a good time to try and get back in contact with her because maybe she wants to or is ready or something??? It wasn't very clear and not really enough to convince me to call a girl that fucked me over as much as she did. Finally, today I get a phone call from my sweet, albeit messed up, ex wife who I'm pretty sure was high. Although I was touched when we got back in touch, things have taken a turn I didn't expect.
This is more drama than I'm used to. I work hard to keep things pretty simple. I was so upset about all the drama of Miya (the fiancee) cheating on me and leaving me because it felt like I was thrust into a soap opera out of what had been a pretty stable and happy life. At least it was for a few years before that.
I don't really feel like things are dramatic. I mean it is and it makes for good conversation but I don't feel like this stuff has control over me. Of course it affects me and makes me think about the past but at least it doesn't throw me off track completely. Show up, pay attention and let go of the results. Thats what one of my teachers told me and it seems to work pretty well.
This is more drama than I'm used to. I work hard to keep things pretty simple. I was so upset about all the drama of Miya (the fiancee) cheating on me and leaving me because it felt like I was thrust into a soap opera out of what had been a pretty stable and happy life. At least it was for a few years before that.
I don't really feel like things are dramatic. I mean it is and it makes for good conversation but I don't feel like this stuff has control over me. Of course it affects me and makes me think about the past but at least it doesn't throw me off track completely. Show up, pay attention and let go of the results. Thats what one of my teachers told me and it seems to work pretty well.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
For that special someone
I've been thinking about my ex a lot recently for various reasons, not the least of which is that its been two years this months since things ended.
I came across this site which totally cracked me up. They send a big box of animal crap to the person of your choice. If only I'd known about this two years ago.
www.shitsenders.com/
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